Dubyaa

Well, its wonderful to see the person elected as “the most powerful leader in the world” is good old George “Dubyaa” Bush. The fate of the world may be at his mighty fingers, but so it seems is the English language. So it remains to be seen whether Bush does have the intelligence of a Peanut, (some would say Chimp – http://www.bushorchimp.com ) or the intellect that might be needed to be president.

I have therefore decided to dedicate this post to his wonderful use of the English language and how he really digs himself into a big hole/crater/bottomless pit/abyss. Take this for example…. Justifying his reasons for the war in Iraq…:

"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

But there are also wonderful simple quotes such as:

“Its hard to put food on your family”

“I believe humans and fish can co-exist peacefully”

“Its clearly budget, its got a lot of numbers in it”

“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure”

"Rarely is the question asked is our children learning",

"You can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
"The future will be better tomorrow."

They have even made an talking action figure/puppet/electronic thing that randomly spurts these phrases here ( http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/GEOBUS.htm ) lol.

Oh Tony, Tony, Tony, why can’t you be as funny as the American leader??????


Click on the title for more Bushisms…


Chimp.